Bible Department to be reduced to one professor

by Dr. Janis Joplin

Major changes expected in the Bible Department next semester. The Dean of Bible School, Dr. Walter Schrader, announced that the department will be reduced to one professor starting this fall.

Administrator acquires invisibility cloak

by Steven Norris

Dr. David Bunson, Interim President of the University, has shared an exciting development with the university family.

He has inherited a cloak of invisibility.

School of Nursing to eliminate nursing program

by Frederick J. Templeton

The Board of Trustees has convened this week to accept or reject a proposal to eliminate the nursing major from the School of Nursing.

Admin. resignation dissatisfying to all involved

by Cornelius Finklestein

Juniperview University announced this week that, after 18 years of
service, Dr. Gina Morsby will be stepping down from her position as
Vice Regent of Appalachian Relations.

Dr. Morsby's resignation came as a shock to students and staff.

All students, staff must wear coonskin caps

by Dr. Janis Joplin

Effective at the end of this month, every student and staff member at
Juniperview University will be required to wear a coonskin cap.

This measure, adopted by the Board of Trustees, is intended to provide
a basis for the outside world to identify J.U. graduates. Also, the
coonskin cap serves to mark faculty and scholars who fall within the
university mission and philosophy.

Lunch menu clarified, white papers released

by Cornelius Finklestein

Weeks of turmoil and confusion finally resolved as the administration
issues food white papers.

The university-provided lunch menu is posted each week in the dining
hall and on the Frontiersman Catering website. Students and staff
affirm the weekly menu each time they enter the dining hall. Food
items are typically listed categorically in a bullet-point fashion.

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